GUEST BLOGGER: Neep Howley

One of my dearest lady friends in the world, and Maid of Honor in my wedding took it upon herself to re-write Shawn's vows for our wedding. I am thrilled to have her entry as a guest posting on this blog. Please read and enjoy what she had to say to my husband...

XP – It has been called to my attention your love for phrases, adages and the like. I have rewritten your vows for you to read to Mija. LOL My dearest Mija, Today is the first day of the rest of our lives. I look forward to being 3 sheets to the wind together as we begin our journey down life’s path. I want you to know that I am in for a penny, in for a pound in this relationship and no matter where life takes us, we will get the lay of the land together. No matter where I travel, as the crow flies we will always be close – absence makes the heart grow founder, you know. A house divided against itself cannot stand, my love, so I assure you I shall slay my demons. I have learned that my “Chickens” always come home to roost. I promise not to be the proverbial bee in your bonnet, but instead your knight in shining armor. No matter what comes our way, you and I will batten down the hatches of life and come out smelling like roses. When times get tough, bread always seems to fall butter side down but I will be there to pick up your toast and make it edible again. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, so take a chance on me baby! If I fail, I know I will end up in Davy Joneses Locker, so don’t worry melady. I am in this for the long haul…until we are long in the teeth, we will be together.

I love you for all you are, lock stock and barrel!